Apology between Posts #7: Off the Wagon & onto the Horse

It's not very easy to fall off the wagon and land on the horse, but I seem to have an inate ability at doing just that. In fact, I've even become quite good at it.

So my apology this time centres around the truth and that is I cannot type when my head is flat against my keyboard. All that ever produces is hundreds of pages of this:

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And that's on a good night.

Still, there is a new post on the horizon, and with a bit of luck, the correct phones being switched off and the bank refusing me money, that should be with you sometime this evening.

Thanks for sticking with me...

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6 comments:

  1. <3 Still here. Still wanting the best for you. :)

    Kat

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  2. what was it Patti Smith said?

    'When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being surrounded by
    horses, horses, horses, horses

    coming in in all directions

    white shining silver studs with their nose in flames,
    He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.

    Do you know how to pony like bony maroney
    Do you know how to twist, well it goes like this, it goes like this
    Baby mash potato, do the alligator, do the alligator

    And you twist the twister like your baby sister
    I want your baby sister, give me your baby sister, dig your baby sister

    Rise up on her knees, do the sweet pea, do the sweet pee pee,
    Roll down on her back, got to lose control, got to lose control,
    Got to lose control and then you take control,

    Then you're rolled down on your back and you like it like that,
    Like it like that, like it like that, like it like that,
    Then you do the watusi, yeah do the watusi

    awesome or what.....

    Love You so very much
    Nick XX

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  3. i've been checking obsessively for a new post...very nice to hear from you even if it is an apology between posts...thanks. :)

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  4. Shane .. just great to see you here again xxx

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  5. Hope that you'll stay off the horse and just write. I enjoy reading your posts.

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  6. Hey Shane, yeah falling from wagon to horse almost qualifies as a circus trick :) Seriusly though I'll still be here waiting because I love reading your posts, even your apologies are cool

    Love
    Mac

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Here's your chance to curse, abuse or praise me... to send me kisses or death threats. There is comment moderation for spam only, no comments relating to the texts will be deleted (no matter how nice they are.) I will reply to most messages, though in the event of an untimely death it just will not be possible - apologies in advance.

As always, thanks for your time...

Shane. X

Ps: If you are sending a death threat, PLEASE make it poetical.