Cyber Dildo - A Wonderful Dedication

(I found this posted on another blog. A dedication from Anna Grace.)

Shane from France, Heroinhead is my cyberdildo

I think all of us who read HeroinHeads blogs are always excited to read a new one, and when he finally births a blog I have a little ritual that I do. Let me tell you all about it.

I have all Shane's blogs emailed straight to my yahoo mail. Every day when I check the mail I'm on pins and needles hoping and praying that one of HeroinHeads memoirs will be in my inbox. Even though he only blogs about twice a month I have my kit next to me everytime I login to my email. My kit you wonder, yes my kit.

First off my kit consists of a bag of works. Those of you few who read my blog and don't know what "works" are I will clue you in. Every junky has a bag of "works", which includes a spoon, a hypodermic syringe, cotton, and a tourniquet to tie off with. Even though I don't have Heroin, and am on Methadone, I still cook up some water and get ready to put it in my vein. Mainly because its like masturbation for me.

My kit also consists of KY Jelly, a red rose fresh weekly, my works, my laptop, privacy. I open the blog, and begin to read the words on the screen. I read thru the blog the first time fast, not taking it all in. Just getting the jist of it. The second time around, I can't help but be seduced by his words, and imagery. I read it slowly, sometimes reading aloud to myself imagining Shane telling me the story face to face, with a silver tongue. Since Shane lives on a different continent I substitute a rose for him.

His blogs never fails to give me the most intense cravings for Heroin, and the most intense sexual arousal my body will allow with a brain full of Methadone. After I've read the blog through and through, I can't help myself, I cook up the water, and get a shot of water ready to introduce into my veins, but before I inject I use the KY Jelly to masturbate, right after I come, I shoot up the water, and it almost feels like that heavenly rush of a nice shot of Heroin. No matter how dark the post, how much horror he tells about his past, or how funny. I always imagine Shane naked in his office naked, using his mom's bra as a tourniquet trying to find a vein when his boss pops in and finds him in such a perdiciment. This by far is my favorite blog of his.

Shane has three times as many readers as I do, and I totally understand why. His words are like the cum shot for a porno addict. I am in awe at how his mind works, and I don't even know the man. I never will know the man in real life, but in this cyber space on this voo doo screen Shane aka HeroinHead is my dildo.

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This post was written by Anna Grace over at 'I Hate My Face, I Hate This Place & I'm Strung Out Again'
Anna has long history of substance abuse and heroin addiction. She has recently just been released from prison and is currently keeping well with Methadone maintenance. She's an Angel, although a pretty fucking crazy one! She dreams of becoming a writer and looks forwrd to the day when she's back on smack. Go check her blog out.

A new HH post to follow...

Shane. x

9 comments :

Gledwood said...

I wondered how long until you found that!!!

Stacy said...

wow...now that is a tribute! amazing post, anna grace...

Wildernesschic said...

Do you know that is what I love about this blog, it never fails to surprise me. I am never disappointed.

I bet you never thought that you would be a Porn star in this situation.

"I always imagine Shane naked in his office naked, using his mom's bra as a tourniquet trying to find a vein "

What a great tribute and post.
Love Ruth xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I dig Anna. She's sort of a beautiful mess.

Mark Pilder said...

A truly bizarre tribute...but I loved every minute of it. Nice work!

kympton said...

this site is getting stranger, its almost far out for the sake of it

Syd said...

I am from another dimension I guess. Shooting up water and masturbating doesn't hold much magic for me.

Vee said...

I fuckin love this dedication: brilliant and comic and believable. I used to shoot salt water just for the fuck of it when I had nothing else, but won't be bothering with the rose or KY I'm afraid. Especially not the rose. The thorns would rip me up.
OUCH.

Memoirs of a Heroinhead said...

Hey again Vee,

It's comical until you know Anna and realize she's for real and has severe mental health problems. Then it becomes a little sad and I'd rather no dedication and a well girl. Still, as a fan of the bizarre and the genuine outrageous I couldn't resist keeping a proper record of it, and I'm sure, I'll never again have such a write-up as that... it's a very hard one to beat. X